Time Travel Made Easy

There's that meme going around:

Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Give a small description of what's inside, and provide snippets on request!

I'm really bad at "small descriptions." I think I like talking about my writing more than I like actually writing. >_>

( my filenames are actually pretty boring; Assassin's Creed for the most part )

Crossposted to the AO3
Rating: Teen? There's a bit of naughty language and some groping, nothing explicit.
Pairing: Shaun/Desmond
Notes: I adore the idea of Shaun and Rebecca as best biffles. I also apparently really adore the idea of Shaun not liking zombie movies, since that keeps coming up when I write the 2012 crew. I've had this stupid joke about the Order of Assassins not discriminating against members on the basis of age, sex, national origin, etc., etc., what-have-you in my head since April. It is a terrible joke, and I should have kept it in my head. I mean, seriously, when the premise of your story revolves around the Employment Non-Discrimination Act, you just need to stop.

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